Velcro Patches

As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White

As Seen on Socials - Will Fuck For Tacos - Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Treat Her Right - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Pink

As Seen on Socials - My Holiday Plans? A Nice Meal Followed By Crying on A Hookers Belly - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - You Can Lift All You Want But If You're A Bitch You're Still Gonna Be A Bitch - 2x4 - Multicam Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life FUCKS Us All - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Lick What You Love - Red w/White

As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice

As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red

As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold

As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black

As Seen on Socials - Life Is Short Eat More [(l)] - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Light Pink

As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor - Red w/Black - 2x3

As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black

As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow

As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver

As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red

As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink

As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red